Ok so I was caught in this situation today.
In order to protect this person I gave him/her a special name ; X
and my name will be, nothing, well I'm the one answering everything aight.
Their all phone messages.
X : Let's eat together tonight okay?
Yay! Okay sure what are we having?
X : Mmm, maybe pizza okay? Got promotion tonight.
* Yay! Pizzaaaaa *
Alrighty, no problemo.
xxxxxxxx
This is where it BEGINSSSSSS.
Blergh *
X : What kind of pizza you like?
Anything is fine for me haha
X : You like cheese?
Can also la no worries just add or subtract whatever.
X : You like a lot or little?
I eat anything and everything so don't worry and order what you like cause I sure eat one
X : Ok I like to put a lot one.
Yayy cheeeessseee *
X : Eh you like thin or thick crust?
* This is where I speak Tamil in one breath *
You just order what you like okay? Im fine with anything.
Beef, pork, chicken, mutton, fish, prawn, deer, cow, shark, turtle, flamingo, lion, tiger, dragon also I eat and cheese, no cheese, a lot of cheese, one dot of cheese also okay with thin crust, thick crust, extremely thin crust, ultra thick crust, no crust, fat crust, obese crust, anorexic crust, bulimic crust, bitchy crust, idiotic crust, whatever mother fucking crust also okay.
wokay tangachi?
( I added/hyperbola-ed some of course )
* Phew, release the excess oxygen *
X : You like cheese crust?
OMFFFGKKJMCHBBQ*
Cheese crust, veg crust, meat crust,
chocolate crust, crust-less also FINE
Round crust, square crust, fine crust,
triangle crust, hexagon crust also OK!
X : Mmm okay la. See you later.
YES!
YATA!
At this moment, I truly believe that heaven exists.
UNTIL...
X : So...
What drinks do you like?
JOKING.
We're still friends, though I'm such a bitch for doing a post about this
HEE HEE!
3:16 PM
