Darn I just found out that I've been douped big time.

If a sloppish looking man come asking for money don't bloody give it to him.
Damn, I am so pissed right now that I can make a whale fly. Seriously.

Just last week, I was in The Gardens with my college mates after my final presentation/crit session. After my meal, I walked to MV with the bunch and all of a sudden a man approached and asked if I could help him, in Cantonese. Most of my college mates were bananas so it was I who answered him.

StupidMFMan :
Hi, Could you help me please?

TheVeryInnocentlyCheatedME :
* slants my body away *
err... help what?

StupidMFMan :
I was outside before this and no one would help me,
so I came in to see if anyone is willing to help me.

TheVeryInnocentlyCheatedME :
* STILL slanting my body AWAY *
errrr... YEAH HELP WHAT!?

StupidMFMan :
I just got out from JAIL and I need some money to
take the train and transfer to a bus from here to town.

TheVeryInnocentlyCheatedME :
* wtflacibai JIALATLOR JAIL pulak... diu what's with this world?*
errr... how much you need la?

StupidMFMan :
Can give me RM10 or not? Please do help me,
coz no one else is willing to, please.
* exhaling, sweeps from face to hair like so troubled *

TheVeryInnocentlyCheatedME :
* takes out RM10, hold the notes TIP and gave him *
STILL SLANTING BODY AWAY,
NEVER SHIFTED TO ANY OTHER POSE.

StupidMFMan :
Thank you thank you very much, how can I repay you?
Where can I meet you up to pay you, please,
next time I see you I will repay you I promise.
But how to repay?

TheVeryInnocentlyCheatedME :
NO, JUST TAKE THE MONEY AND GO NOW.
NO, GO NOW ( as he was completing his sentence )
JUST GO. NOW.

StupidMFMan :
Thank you, really thanks alot
* walks away *

TheVeryInnocentlyCheatedME :
wtfmchcbkkj? wtf just happened?

DAMN U LA MOTHER FUCKER, I gave that RM10 coz I really thought you needed help.
God is watching you, you filthy rat bastard. Karma will fall upon you.
Cheat more people and your mouth will just shut itself. Bastard!
Thanks PikChee, for telling me that these people are at large, I must be fucking stupid to fall for it. BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
Aih, well, I can't do anything else to make myself feel better except saying... FUCK YOU FILTHY SUCKER BITCH BASTARD STUPID MOTHA FUCKA!

YOU OWE ME. NEXT LIFE YOU SHALL BE MY DOOR MAT SO I CAN STEP ON YOU EVERYDAY! !@#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()!

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